Thoughts on burgers and slides

What marketing genius decided that they should put playgrounds in fast-food joints? As if their food isn't addictive enough. They decided to prey on our kids' need to play on things that are inherently filthy. Now, not only do I get to feel guilty for letting them eat steroid-injected-meat-like products and trans-fatty acids(whatever that is, Oprah says it's bad), but I also get to worry about what kind of foot fungus, pink-eye, and other junk they are picking up. Perrrrrfect. Here's to the hope that whatever it is they are sliding around on in there BOOSTS their immune system instead of infecting it. Yeah right.