Conflict of Interest

Houston...we have a problem;

Jake likes to cuddle with his Mommy.
I like to cuddle with my Wife.
Problem is, this is the same woman.

Jake will not share her with me.

I am not to be seen hugging, kissing, touching or standing within a close proximity to "His" Mommy.

If I break his rules, I get his wrath. Plain and simple.

Screaming, growling, pushing, and calling me,"Bad Daddy".

Allright then.

Jake, you are nuts.

I can't wait until you bring your first girlfriend home.

Good times, good times.