I always enjoy a good top-ten list. So, I'm gonna try my hand at one here and if it goes over well, who knows. Maybe it'll be a regular space filler. Maybe it'll become an annoying chain e-mail and go all the way around the World and by the time it gets back to me I will only have 20 minutes to e-mail it to 20 friends or I will never find true love/happiness/wealth/friendship/matching socks! I'll take my chances.
Top Ten Reasons to Have Children
1) Everyday you get to wake up as someone's hero. Cape and mask optional.
2) No matter how cool you think you are, your kid will be cooler.
3) You can name the child anything you want. Yes, even that.
4) When's the last time you lost a tickle fight? On purpose. Repeatedly.
5) Baby food is surprisingly tasty. Also, it unstain-proofs, stain-proof fabric.
6) What makes diapers super absorbent? You'll find out! The hard way.
7) You gotta read more books. Even if they are 5 pages long and have no words.
8) Kids will forgive you for almost anything. Even when you can't forgive yourself.
9) Your car has special child safety features you aren't even using. What a waste!
10 You are going to die soon enough. Get busy living for someone else for a change.
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All the commandments which I command thee this day shall ye observe to do, that ye may live, and multiply, and go in and possess the land which the LORD sware unto your fathers. And thou shalt remember all the way which the LORD thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no. And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.
Deuteronomy 8:1-3 (KJV)
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2 comments:
.. your right on the money there, man. #2 is my fav ..
Aint it the truth B? For a long time I considered myself the pinnacle of coolness. Then these two little fools show up and show me the err of my ways.
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