I am Sabretooth. Jake is Wolverine. Brady is The Beast. Mommy is Rogue. We are all nerds.
Our battles usually start with Wolverine and The Beast picking a fight with me. I am not a coward so I accept their challenge. Ferocious tickling ensues until Rogue comes in to absorb my powers with a slight touch and send me crashing to the floor. Being a mutant with super-fast healing ability, I quickly recover.
Then Wolverine and Beast take refuge high atop Mt. IKEA. I growl and snarl, daring them to come down. Eventually they come down and it's on like Donkey Kong. They get tossed onto the Beanbags of Doom. Then lifted high into the air into my patented double-leg reverse tickle. Finally back down to be pinned to the ground and tickled into submission.
Eventually I lose every battle, but I will win the War. Oh yes, I will win.
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And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.
Matthew 28:5-7 (KJV)
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