Well, regretfully it's 10 days late but still, happy day big guy. You have grown to be quite a huge fish in the last two years. Sorry about the cramped quarters but, the dude at Wal-Mart said you'd never outgrow it. I guess his knowledge of aquatics is on par with his salary. Who knew? Anyway, you've more than quadrupled in size as well as appetite. We started out just feeding you the normal flake food and such. You've since moved on to fruits and vegetables. And oatmeal. Houseflies. Meatloaf. Yep you're quite the gourmet.
Here's to your continued existence in 10 gallons of freedom by the sink. Remember though, no back talk my friend. While you're a mere foot from fresh clean water for your tank...you're also a foot from the disposal dude. Just a thought. Happy birthday.
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