Fake Meat

I like meat. I like rocks. I like rocks that look like meat. To me, this rock looks like my favorite kind of meat, a ribeye steak. Some may see a T-bone. Others may see a pork chop. To me it's a ribeye. Notice the marbling, which as we all know enhances the flavor and tenderness. This bad boy is bone-in, further enhancing the flavor. God, I am impressed with your craftsmanship in both the actual meat and your stunning recreation in stone. You're the man. Or I guess I am. You know what I mean. Nice work.