Another day on flower watch...

Thank you 1-800-FLOWERS. I really had nothing better to do today than to wait around on you to deliver Valentine's Day...again. It was fun calling your customer service number at 1-800-716-4851 and getting a recorded message telling me that your company was too busy to take my call so you were disconnecting the line. Even though I paid you $70 for flowers, FLOWERS!, that doesn't warrant a human being to talk to me. Cool.

You're on the list. The one that rhymes with hit and starts with an S. Big time.