Smush Eggs

Almost every morning, Jake and Brady ask for the same thing for breakfast...smush eggs. What everyone else in the world calls fried or "sunny side up", they call smush eggs. I'm reasonably sure it's because they like to smush up the yolk and eat it first. No matter how many times I try and tell them to just ask for fried eggs, they look at me like I'm a complete moron and say," You mean smush eggs Daddy?"

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. Dorks.